Red Dwarf

Season 7 Episode 4

Duct Soup

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Feb 07, 1997 on BBC Two



  • Quotes

    • Kochanski: How did I end up here? On a ship where the fourth most popular pasttime is going down to the laundry room and watching my knickers spin dry.
      Kryten: Ma'am that is not true! No-one has ever done that!
      Kochanski: That's only because they don't know when you wash them! A couple of posters and a trailer for the "World's Stupidest Stuntmen" video and take it from me that laundry room will be packed!
      Kryten: I believe you are doing Mr. Lister and the Cat a great dis-service ma'am! A great, great dis-service!
      Cut to show Lister and the Cat staring at a Washing Machine spinning.
      Cat: Wow... this is the best load yet.