The Cat falls head over heels in love... but the object of his affections is not what she seems.
Kryten finds himself going through a mid-life crisis.
Rimmer finally sees himself promoted to officer rank, and wastes no time lording his new position over the rest of the crew.
An encounter with a deranged medical droid leaves Lister without any kidneys... and the Cat is the only possible donor.
The Dwarfers investigate a crashed space station, which holds a surprising secret.