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    Naylte

    [21]Aug 30, 2007
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    From 'Marrooned': Mayday! Mayday! I wonder why they call it May Day? It's only a bank holiday! Why not Shrove Tuesday or Ascension Sunday? Ascension Sunday! Ascension Sunday! 15th Wednesday after Pentecost!

    From 'The Last Day': In the middle of the night I had this tongue stuck down my throat. Wide awake now I couldn't believe my eyes; it was Uncle Frank!

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    krytensmeghead

    [22]Sep 12, 2007
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    Take him away, we don't want him. You took him, you can keep the smegger.
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    krytensmeghead

    [23]Sep 12, 2007
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    When Rimmer first meets the Unspeakable One.

    Boy am I glad to see you !

    Just to fill you in, there's been a gigantic administrative cock-up. Somebody's actually mistaken me for a virgin.
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    AlexKrycec

    [24]Sep 18, 2007
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    okay, i can't do thisline for line, but the diologue between rimmer and lister in future echoes is funny as heck. the scene where lister is talking o rimmer, only rimmer's talking to lister in the future, who happens to be invisible.

    "well it probably is deja vu, it sounds like it!"

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    AlexKrycec

    [25]Sep 18, 2007
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    Naylte wrote:

    From 'Marrooned': Mayday! Mayday! I wonder why they call it May Day? It's only a bank holiday! Why not Shrove Tuesday or Ascension Sunday? Ascension Sunday! Ascension Sunday! 15th Wednesday after Pentecost!

    From 'The Last Day': In the middle of the night I had this tongue stuck down my throat. Wide awake now I couldn't believe my eyes; it was Uncle Frank!



    by the way, these are two amazing quotes!!! rimmer is such a basket case!
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    Dukem737

    [26]Sep 20, 2007
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    I love this one:

    Rimmer: "You don't think there's anything amiss? I'm sitting here wearing a red and white checked gingham dress and army boots and you think that's un-amiss?" - Quarantine

    You have to hear him say it to laugh though.

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    krytensmeghead

    [27]Oct 2, 2007
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    When the crew are momentarily sent into the future.
    Lister thinks they're in the past and teases Rimmer about getting stuck on Rimmer World.

    Rimmer: Rimmer World was weeks ago. Right now we're much more concerned about the absolutely hideous thing that's happened to Lister !

    They're all then sent back to the present.
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    peas_and_corn

    [28]Nov 21, 2007
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    montyman3 wrote:
    "Oh yeah, let me lick that a$$! It feels so good on my tongue! Oh yeah, $hit in my mouth, it tastes so good!!"

    It's a deleted scene from Back in the Red 2, when Rimmer and Lister are alone in their cell


    You're a strange one, monty
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    The_Poolmeister

    [29]Jan 12, 2008
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    one of my favourites is

    whats death like?
    its like going on holiday with a group of germans
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    peas_and_corn

    [30]Jan 16, 2008
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    "I'm sick of these f****** snakes!"
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    hollacious

    [31]Jan 23, 2008
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    'Yes, but the thing is about Captain Oates, the thing you have to remember about Captain Oates, Captain Oates... Captain Oates was a prat. If that'd been me, I'd've stayed in the tent, whacked Scott over the head with a frozen husky, and then eaten him'

    Kryten:But if people see my face, what will they think?
    Rimmer: Tell them you had an accident. Tell them you took your car to the crushers and forgot to get out

    Kryten, unpack Rachel and get out the puncture repair kit! I'm alive!!

    Ace Rimmer: I'm gonna scrub up.
    Rimmer: I'm gonna throw up.
    Edited on 01/23/2008 1:56am
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    happy-days-4-sr

    [32]Feb 22, 2008
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    ok, ive been collecting a few.

    Rimmer: (After turning back from being Kochanski) Uh, Holly, this is not my breast. I want my own nipple back.

    Rimmer: (After walking girlyly after being Kochanski)Holly, are you sure these are my hips?

    Rimmer: Is this Petersen's arm, Holly? I've got the arm of a Danish moron.

    Rimmer: Whose ears were these, Holly? An african elephant's?

    Holly: They're your ears, Arnold.

    Rimmer: It.. must have been the way I slept

    Lister: Come on, what are you a man or a munchkin?

    Rimmer: I'm off to see the wizzard, the wonderful Wizzard of Oz

    So many more, but thts enough 4 now!!

    Edited on 02/22/2008 8:54am
    Edited 2 total times.
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    Igarka

    [33]Mar 11, 2008
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    Remember, only the good die young!

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    Killo999

    [34]Apr 10, 2008
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    "At least he gets 24 hours notess that more than most of us get. All we get is mind that bus what bus splatt"

    Rimmerworld - "Clioster, kit, titan"

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    peas_and_corn

    [35]Apr 10, 2008
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    Cloister is from The End and Waiting for God. In that episode Rimmer said 'Custer'
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    Killo999

    [36]Apr 11, 2008
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    Thank's mate
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    Elekazam

    [37]May 27, 2008
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    My fav rimmer lines have to be

    (After the polymorph steals his anger) Rimmer:We'll hit em hard, we'll hit em fast......With a major leaflet campaign!

    Rimmer: Mr Flibble says, GAME OVER BOYS

    Rimmer: (Reciting the famous Richard the third "now" speech) Now.......something something something

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    IMidnightToker

    [38]May 27, 2008
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    The best Rimmer line i think comes from Polymorph

    "Erm,I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here,which is: what are we going to call ourselves? Erm, and I think it comes down to a choice between 'The League Against Salivating Monsters' or, my own personal preferance, which is 'the Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society.' Erm, one drawback with that, the abbreviation is 'CL1TOR1S'

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    davies78

    [39]Jul 8, 2008
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    RIMMER of-course its as plain as a Bulgarian pinup and same episode lister tune in to sanity FM. pure class

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    wbafan2

    [40]Dec 15, 2008
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    Stoke me a clipper, Ill be back for christmas
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