From 'Marrooned': Mayday! Mayday! I wonder why they call it May Day? It's only a bank holiday! Why not Shrove Tuesday or Ascension Sunday? Ascension Sunday! Ascension Sunday! 15th Wednesday after Pentecost!
From 'The Last Day': In the middle of the night I had this tongue stuck down my throat. Wide awake now I couldn't believe my eyes; it was Uncle Frank!