Red Dwarf

Season 2 Episode 1


Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Sep 06, 1988 on BBC Two



  • Quotes

    • Holly: We're getting a signal.
      Rimmer: Aliens!
      Lister: Aliens. Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it? You lose your keys, it's aliens. A picture falls off the wall, it's aliens. That time we used up a whole bog roll in a day? You thought that was aliens as well!
      Rimmer: Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?
      Lister: Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?!
      Rimmer: Just because they're aliens doesn't mean they don't have to visit the little boys' room. Only they probably do something weird and alienesque, like it comes out of the top of their heads or something.
      Lister: Well, I wouldn't like to be stuck behind one in the cinema!