Rimmer: Well, for starters don't call me Rimmer.
Lister: Why not?
Rimmer: You always put the emphasis on Rim in Rimmer. Makes me sound like a lavatory disinfectant.
Lister: Well what do you want me to call you? Rim-MER?
Rimmer: What about the nickname I had at school?
Lister: What, bonehead?
Rimmer: How did you know my nickname was bonehead?
Lister: I was only guessing.
Rimmer: Well I meant the other one: Ace.
Lister: Get outta town. Your nickname was never Ace. Maybe Ace-hole.