Rimmer: Maybe I should talk to him. Maybe he needs a bit of counselling.
Rimmer: I used to be in the Samaritans.
Lister: I know. For one morning.
Rimmer: Well, I couldn't take any more.
Lister: I don't blame you. You spoke to five people, and they all committed suicide. I wouldn't mind, but one was a wrong number! He only phoned up for the cricket scores!
Rimmer: Well, it's hardly my fault that everyone chose that morning to throw themselves off buildings! Made the papers, you know. "Lemming Sunday," they called it.