Red Dwarf

Season 3 Episode 5


Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Dec 12, 1989 on BBC Two



  • Quotes

    • Rimmer: You call this happiness? Surrounded by toadying lackeys and paid sycophants? Living with a love-goddess sex-bomb model megastar? You call this contentment? You know, I stand here now and I look at the two of us, and I ask one simple question: Who is the rich man? You, with your fifty-eight houses, your private island in the Bahamas, your multi-billion pound business empire; or me, with... with... with what, I've got. (Pause) It's you isn't it? Yes it's all very clear to me now. You -- richer and happier.
      Gilbert: This way, sir.
      Rimmer: I should have thought a bit harder about that speech, really. I cocked it up a bit, didn't I?