(Watching video of a low-grade band playing on the stage of a pub)
Cat: What is this? Who is that jerk?
Lister: It's me.
Lister: Age 17. That's me first band, Smeg and The Heads.
Cat: What are you wearing?
Lister: It was all the rage. It's what everyone was wearing. It was called 'Sham Glam.'
Cat: Look at that collar! You could go hang-gliding!
Lister: We used to think we were so cool...