The Fire Chief, Ren, and Stimpy go out for a ride in a car where the Chief meets a woman. While asking her out, he nearly kills the three of them by leaning out the side of the car. Ren and Stimpy have to take control of the car to prevent that from happening. While this happens, the Fire Chief gets a date with her.
The 3 of them go back to the Fire House. The Fire Chief has to poop, so Ren and Stimpy help him onto the toilet. He's constapated, and when he poops, he poops a big turd. Problem is, his date is almost here and the toilet won't flush it.
Under pressure by the Fire Chief, Stimpy takes the large piece of poop out of the toilet and puts it somewhere. Meanwhile, the Fire Chief enjoys his date with the woman he met.
It's night, now, and Ren, Stimpy, and the Chief are sleeping. The Fire Chief is having a dream about circus midgets and in the process, destorys his bedroom and nearly kills Ren and Stimpy.
He wakes up like nothing happened. Ren and Stimpy look at each other like this is going to be the end.
And it is--literally.