Chief: Hey, hang on. I gotta take a leak. Hey, Waitress! Where do you piss around here?!?
(Waitress points to the bathroom area. Chief walks into the Ladies' room. Women inside start screaming.)
Chief: (from bathroom door) Aw, save it, sisters. I ain't got nothing you've never seen before. Well, maybe you ain't seen it. (hear pants zipping) Here you go. Present for you. (women scream from bathroom door again)