Dungeon Master: Listen. (counting on fingers) I'm immune to edge weapons. I'm immune to any kind of missile attack. I'm immune to any kind of wizard prismatic spray. Any kind of...
Williams: (spraying Dungeon Master) What about mace?
Dungeon Master: AHH!! OHH! OHH!
Williams: Are you immune to that?!
Dungeon Master: OH CRUMB!!
Jones: We got him.
Williams: Call it in. Tell 'em to get a cell ready for a demigod.