Top 10 Reasons why it's great to be a cop:
10. Knowing where all the speed traps are.
9. Get to use night sticks, even in the day time.
8. Frisking! Frisking! Frisking!
7. We have really big busts.
6. Easy to remember our phone number – it's only three digits!
5. Get to meet big time celebrities, like Robert Downey, Jr.
4. Never having jury duty!
3. FREE DONUTS!
2. Pepper spray makes a good taco taste great.
1. Getting to drive around with a trunk full of drugs and a back seat full of hookers!!!
Clem says the "really big busts" line for number 4.