Dangle and Junior try to win tickets to the Amy Grant concert off the radio by naming every Stephen Sondheim musical when they accidentally hit the back of a car (I know, Dangle seems to do that every episode.) At the morning briefing, Dangle announces that he has two passes to a public execution. The officers in the department have to be on the lookout for perps with specific features in a weird scavenger hunt. The point system goes as follows:
Crackhead with a wig - 5pts.
Perp over 6'5" - 10pts.
Man with teats - 5pts.
Best looking hooker - 15pts.
Red foriegn car - 5pts.
Perp with animal tattoo - 5pts.
Points double if perp is Jewish.
Garcia and Jones get a head start on the competition by calling in a pizza order and offering $20 if they can get it in 15 minutes. When the delivery driver goes flying by them, they arrest him for speeding and driving without a license, which Garcia threw away. Luckily for them, the driver is also 6'9".
Dangle and Junior heard that Big Mike just got a panther tattoo and decide to see if he's broken any laws. The tattoo turns out to be a dragon and Mike hasn't done anything, but when Mike finds out his sister tattoed him with a dragon instead of the panther he wanted he threatens to kill her and the deputies take him in to collect the points.
Raineesha goes out looking for a pretty prostitute. She lines them up and looks them over. She takes one aside and pulls out her bag of tricks to give the hooker a makeover. When she's done the hooker is indeed the prettiest one she's ever seen, and Raineesha arrests her.
Trudy is in luck; she's pulled over a red foreign car but forgets to put her squad car in park. Her car rolls away with her chasing it and the red foreign car gets away. Later, a motorist pulls over to help her. The driver turns out to be 6'10", so Trudy arrests him for picking up a hitchhiker. And since she's locked her keys in the squad car she makes the guy drive.
Garcia ends up winning by bringing in an over 6'5" Jewish crack head with a wig and a tattoo of a bird (being Jewish was double the points.) He takes the hooker that Williams had arrested to the execution, and all the other officers flip him off as he leaves.