Reno 911!

Season 1 Episode 3

Execution Tickets

Aired Thursday 10:30 PM Aug 06, 2003 on Comedy Central



  • Trivia

    • In the on-screen subtitles Deputy Wiegel is referred to as "Dep. Weigel".

    • Point Values for Scavenger Hunt:

      Crackhead with a wig- 5pts.
      Perp over 6'5"- 10pts.
      Man with teats- 5pts.
      Best looking hooker- 15pts.
      Red foreign car- 5pts.
      Perp with animal tattoo- 5pts.

      Points double if perp is Jewish.

    • Even though Hrair's private parts are blurred out, you can see a strap on his hip indicating he's wearing a g-string or thong to cover himself during the filming of the episode.

  • Quotes

    • (Seeing that Garcia bailed out the hooker she arrested for his date)
      Raineesha: That's my hooker, Garcia! (Hooker happily waves at Raineesha) Don't wave at me now girl, I made you!

    • Dangle: I don't think Jones would go with you, anyway.
      Raineesha: He would.
      Dangle: He likes white chocolate, I think.
      Raineesha: I know for a personal fact that Jones eats the dark piece off the chicken.
      Dangle: And I've seen him very close to some white breast meat.

    • Trudy: Anyone who wants to die should be allowed to die. For instance, if Clemmie wanted me to kill her I would, I would do that for her. Because it takes a village.
      Clementine: Yeah, and it's that sunny attitude that keeps the men away.

    • (talking to a hooker about her fake hair)
      Raineesha: See, you can't have that...when the edges is in Africa and the back is in China. Them continents don't meet. Huh? Huh? You go on and get you some hair that blend in.

    • Driver:, I'm...wait, I'm under arrest AND I have to drive?

    • Big Mike: I'm gonna kill you, Brenda!
      Junior and Dangle: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
      Dangle: That's illegal, that's illegal. That's illegal, buddy.
      Junior: You're not allowed to say that.
      Dangle: You can't say that.
      Big Mike: I not gonna kill her. I'm just gunna fuck her up.

    • Big Mike (on his tatoo): That's a panther.
      Junior: No Mike, that's a dragon.
      Big Mike: Oh shit!

    • Junior: Getting two tickets to an execution is like getting two tickets to NASCAR, except you know Jeff Gordon's gonna die.

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