Dangle: You immediately compared gay sex to bestiality. A lot of people do that, that's a really interesting thing.
Kimball: I didn't, I just think it's a slippery slope. That's all I'm saying, it's a slippery slope.
Dangle: Apparently, you slide off of it from gay sex and you end up with your penis in an animal.
(going through Deputy Buzz's porno magazines)
Jones: Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
Dangle: You're into that?
Jones: You're not?
Junior: Want a jet ski? Free jet ski! It's yours.
Dangle: It's cursed.
Junior: No, it ain't cursed. The throttle sticks a little bit but it ain't cursed.
Dangle: Why should Jones not get the jet ski? Ok, this is gonna sound racist. I'm gonna try to think of a way to make this not sound racist.
Junior: Blacks don't swim.
Dangle: Ah! That's exactly what I was trying to think of a way to make it say.
Junior: They don't, they don't
Dangle: No. They're like cats.
In the end credits, Charlie Newhouse is incorrectly displayed as "Bridesmade".