Reno 911!

Season 4 Episode 3

Jet Ski Blues

Aired Thursday 10:30 PM Jul 23, 2006 on Comedy Central



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Dangle: You immediately compared gay sex to bestiality. A lot of people do that, that's a really interesting thing.
      Kimball: I didn't, I just think it's a slippery slope. That's all I'm saying, it's a slippery slope.
      Dangle: Apparently, you slide off of it from gay sex and you end up with your penis in an animal.

    • (going through Deputy Buzz's porno magazines)
      Jones: Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
      Dangle: You're into that?
      Jones: You're not?

    • Junior: Want a jet ski? Free jet ski! It's yours.
      Dangle: It's cursed.
      Junior: No, it ain't cursed. The throttle sticks a little bit but it ain't cursed.

    • Dangle: Why should Jones not get the jet ski? Ok, this is gonna sound racist. I'm gonna try to think of a way to make this not sound racist.
      Junior: Blacks don't swim.
      Dangle: Ah! That's exactly what I was trying to think of a way to make it say.
      Junior: They don't, they don't
      Dangle: No. They're like cats.

  • Notes

  • Allusions