Reno 911!

Season 1 Episode 5

Jones Gets Suspended

Aired Thursday 10:30 PM Aug 20, 2003 on Comedy Central



  • Trivia

    • When Garcia brings Jones some food, Jones mentions that the bag contains fried chicken and malt liquor. But when he sits down and pulls out the bottle, it's a 40oz. Colt 45, which is beer, not malt liquor.

  • Quotes

    • (Garcia apologizes for a racist joke and brings Jones some food)
      Jones: (Looking in the bag) This is fried chicken and malt liquor.
      (Garcia laughs nervously)
      Garcia: I'll...
      Jones: Yeah, yeah I think you should.

    • Lt. Jim Dangle : You'd better not be laughing at me! You're all accesories! Every one of you is an accesory!

    • Deputy Travis Junior: I don't think there was any real reason for Jones to hit Garcia, cause Garcia's a man who's already down, you know? Garcia ain't got...uh...friends, he lives in a little shitty apartment, he don't have no family that I know of. He ain't got no taste. He's racist, he's a sexist, he's a lying bigot horse's ass. I think, you know, hitting him is just throwing shit on top of a shit pile that's already got too much shit in it.

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