The episode starts with a thank you message from Danny DeVito.
Morning Briefing: Dangle briefs the team on the arrival of President Bush's arrival and their assignments as motorcade duty.
911 Call: Clem and Junior are called to a bar, where a monkey attacked several people. The deputies take the chance to get pictures with the monkey.
911 Call: Garcia and Jones are called to a restaurant, where two parties started fighting each other, after they were in a Civil War reenactment. Garcia and Jones end up taking sides and fight each other.
At the children's hospital, Raineesha shows another episode with the sock-puppets.
Presidential Motorcade Duty: Dangle and Junior wait for the motorcade to arrive at their road block.
At the reenactment fight, everybody starts making up again, but Garcia and Jones start another fight, while the others leave.
Trudy visits Craig Pullin at jail.
Presidential Motorcade Duty: Clem and Raineesha wait for the motorcade to arrive at their road block. Clem shows Raineesha a tattoo at her breast, right when the motorcade arrives and honks.
Excessive Noise Complaint: Garcia and Jones are called by a drunk woman, who hears phantom noise, so Jones pretends to be Lt. Jim Dangle and gives her his number to call him anytime.
Reno Sheriff's Dept. proudly presents: Layin' Down The Law. Dangle and Junior play school kids who want to be gang members, when Raineesha appears and corrects them to be square.
Presidential Motorcade Duty: Dangle and Junior wait for the motorcade to arrive at their road block. Right when Dangle goes away to poop, the motorcade runs through.
Central Patrol: Dangle arrives on bike at an Italian restaurant to go to the restroom. Inside, he meets an Ex-Marine he starts to flirt with, when Garcia arrives and steals him the show. When he goes back outside, his bike is chained to the grate.
Disturbing the Peace: Garcia and Jones are called to Andrew's one man parade in the middle of the street.
Clem plays strip test at traffic school - she takes of a cloth whenever someone has a correct answer.
Dangle and Jones are singing in the squad car.