Terrorist Training (1)

Season 1, Episode 12, Aired

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Captain Dwayne Hernandez and his partner Suzy Kim drop by to train the officers in the event of a terrorist attack. The team becomes neurotic in their approach to crime when they think of everything as a training exercise. Meanwhile, Wiegel swoons over Dwayne, and every man in the department swoons over his fellow homeland security officer.moreless
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      • When Garica and Jones are stopping the clansmen from burning their cross (or "T" as they claim) Jones says, "Do not fucking light it." While the closed captioning has the f-word bleeped, the cursing is completely audible.

      • During Jones and Raineesha's discussion about Suzy Kim, the actor playing Jones (Cedric Yarbrough) starts to break character and laugh at the end of the scene.

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      • Captain Dwayne Hernandez: There's a man...he is perhaps Turkish. He is attacking you. In his left hand he holds a switchblade, in his right hand he is holding a plastic comb. You have one bullet in your revolver and you don't want to kill him. Where do you shoot? Officer Garcia: Right in the nuts.

      • Kyle: (about to burn a cross) That's a "T". That's a "T" for team, because I understand it now. Now we're all on a team. You're my teammate. (He approaches Jones to hug Jones) Jones: All right, hey, hey! D-T-A-M-F-S, don't take another motherfuckin' step! And don't you light that mutherfuckin' cross!

      • Captain Dwayne Hernandez: Nothing to be afraid of... except terrorism, and biological and chemical weapons! We will see you shortly. Have a nice day. Lt. Dangle: Ten hut! Captain Dwayne Hernandez: As you were. (he leaves the room) Deputy Travis Junior: Oh man, we are screwed.

      • Cap. Duane Hernandez: Do you know what I would like? I would like tickets for the show. What is it, Barbara Streisand? Her final tour? Maybe Neil Diamond? I want tickets for the show. The show that's up your asses! Because that's where your heads are, up your asses! You must be viewing a fantastic show up your own asses! Take your heads out of your asses... the show's over!

      • Dangle: That truck's pretty suspicious looking. Deputy Travis Junior: (reading the bumper sticker) "United We Stand". Don't fool nobody with that bumper sticker, fella. Dangle: See, I feel like some of these people are trying too hard. I feel like when the truck of anthrax comes, it's going to have a "United We Stand" bumper sticker and a Bush-Cheney on the back. Deputy Travis Junior: And a Toby Keith damn tape playing. Dangle: Exactly right. And it's gonna be the Trojan horse. Except it's not gonna be a horse, it's probably gonna be a... Deputy Travis Junior: A Bronco. Dangle: ...F150 or something.

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      • Dangle: And it's gonna be the Trojan Horse. The Trojan Horse is a figure in Greek mythology; during the Trojan war the Greeks built a giant horse and hid in it, leaving it as a gift for the Trojan soliers.

      • Jones: (to Suzy) You and I could make a Tiger. Yeah, Caublasian. Tiger Woods coined the term "Caublasian" to describe his ethnicity...a mix of Caucasian, Black and Asian.

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