Reno 911! Season 4 Episode 7

Dangle: (singing) If peanuts had a parade in your mouth...
Junior: Yeah--
Dangle: It would be a nut parade...
Junior: Yeah--
Dangle: If peanuts had a parade in your mouth...
Junior: We know how the fucking commerical goes!

Wiegel: Hey, have you seen my mom?
Ghost of Chechekevitch: You mean today?
Wiegel: Yeah. Just sort of hovering about or whatever? She's actually...I don't know that she's up there necessarily.
Ghost of Chechekevitch: No, but--well, I would--there--we're all up there in a way--
Wiegel: Well, in other words no, haven't seen her cause she's in hell.
Ghost of Chechekevitch: --or here, but I may see her, I-I-I may see her soon.
Wiegel: Don't worry, you don't have to...you're not gonna to see her, you're not gonna see her.

Dangle: No one interrupted me, that was wonderful. That was the first time I got to say something.
Junior: Well, you weren't even talking to us, you were talking to the camera. So we felt weird.
Dangle: No, I wasn't talking to the camera, I was talking to you. I-I-I opened up to the camera.
Garcia: Why did you take your glasses off when you said that?
Dangle: Cause it would look better for the camera.

Garcia: I can see the marijuana from here, sir. I can smell it.
Drug Dealer: That's not even my good stuff, that's the ditch weed. I keep the good stuff in back with the cocaine.