Reno 911!

Season 5 Episode 11

The Tanning Booth Incident

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Aired Thursday 10:30 PM Jun 05, 2008 on Comedy Central

Episode Recap

During the morning briefing, Jim is telling the deputies about the special Santorini Tan is running (half-off for law enforcement) when Trudy burst in and tells everyone to suck her big black dick. She's won the lottery and intends to tell everyone exactly what she thinks of them. She continues to curse them out until Jim shows her that day's newspaper; there was a Lotto misprint and thousands of "winning" tickets were recalled, including hers. If things weren't awkward enough, Clementine enters wearing a new fur coat and brandishing a Lotto ticket. She also intends to tell everyone where to go until Jim shows her the article. She's understandably deflated. Just then Jones burst in with his Lotto ticket, telling everyone to suck it. Domestic Dispute call: Junior and Dangle answer a call made by a man claiming his lover, Sidney, hit him over the head with his Bi-Centennial plate given to him by Cheryl Ladd. Junior checks out the house and is concerned for the "victim" since there's a lot of blood in the house. The officers offer to take Sidney away and ask where he is, the abuse victim points out the duffle bag on the porch. Turns out he chopped him up. The deputies take both men in, but since the trunk of the squad car is full they opt to let Sidney sit up front since the other man has too much bronzer on him and they don't want it to get on their uniforms. The Hypothetical Criminal comes across Jones and Garcia with a wheelbarrow full of casino chips. He asks them, hypothetically speaking of course, if someone came across a wheelbarrow full of chips that ma
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