Dangle: Don't take it the wrong way that I'd rather sit up here with the dismembered corpse of your lover than with you, it's just that I don't want to get bronzer on me.
Kimball: I really don't want to talk about your thong.
Trudy: You don't have to talk about it, I'm talking about it and you're supposed to listen.
Trudy Wiegel: It's like Weekend at Bernie's, except you're alive and you'd rather be dead.
Clementine: You people have been blisters on my taint, and not just blisters but ingrown hairs.
Trudy: I have an announcement to make...SUCK MY BIG BLACK DICK!!!
Terry: And then I got a gun from Everybody Bang Gun Tonight.
Terry makes a reference to the Wang Chung song "Everybody Have Fun Tonight".
Clementine: Oh, misty water-colored memories.
Clementine quotes the lyrics from the title song from the movie The Way We Were.