Dangle: (to a little boy) Stuart, you've got your whole life ahead of you, son.
Junior: (gesturing to Big Mike) Don't grow up to be like this man.
Dangle: Don't be like this, ok? You can be anything. You can be a priest, you could be--
Big Mike: (laughing) He couldn't be a priest, buddy. If you seen the sh*t that he does on a daily basis...he is one randy child.
Trudy: Hypothetically speaking, you're about to get your salad tossed in prison.
Criminal: Oh...ok. Well, thank God it's hypothetical.