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Garcia: You know, I believe if Craig Pullin actually did kill Wiegel it wouldn't be such a bad thing, because that poor woman's always been afraid of killing herself. I know she wants to. And it might be the Lord's way of facilitating that end for her. I think it would, in a morbid way, be a good thing for her. Deputy Travis Junior: Like when you jump out of planes the first time there's always somebody with you to pull the rip cord in case you don't. So like, like Craig Pullin's gonna pull the old suicide chord on Wiegel since she's kinda got cold feet. Garcia: He's gonna be the little thing on her shoulder that says... Junior: "Give it up." Garcia: "Do it." Junior: "Do it. And if not, hey, I'll do it for you." Garcia: Kind of a death leprechaun. Junior: Dude, that's a wicked-awesome band name.

Jones: Google him? Dangle: The fucking Sheriff's computer. Don't use Google. You've been looking up too much pornography and you forgot how the regular Sheriff's computer works.