Leslie: Why'd you leave?
Christian: I almost didn't. My life was this close to being completely different.
Leslie: Oh, how's that?
Christian: Oh, family stuff. I had a deal to open a bar with my brother. It was all ready to go, and at the last minute, I got claustrophobic and I panicked. Took all the money that I was going to invest in the bar, hopped on a plane.
Leslie: Oh, really? So let's see, you're impulsive, unreliable, untrustworthy, with no regard for family.
Christian: And those are my good traits. Wait 'til I show you the bad ones.