Republic of Doyle

Season 2 Episode 3

A Stand Up Guy

Aired Wednesday 9:00 PM Jan 26, 2011 on CBC
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It's no laughing matter when a comedian is being stalked, and the Doyles are on the case to find the stalker; Jake gets some inside info on Allison.

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    • QUOTES (8)

      • J.J.: (to Tyler) Don't be a moron like Stan. And 25 new jokes for breakfast... none of that 'Newfie' crap, they hate that here.

      • Sgt. Hood: (handing Leslie a coffee) I put honey in instead of sugar, it's better for you. You're all smiles.
        Leslie: That so?
        Sgt. Hood: I'm just saying you look happy.
        Leslie: Frankly, it's none of your business. I'm your partner, not your little sister, not your wife. Got me?

      • Chantel: [Dylan's] car's a right-hand drive, and you want to go to London. It's karma.
        Tinny: You're an idiot.
        Chantel: And I'm your best friend; what's that say about you?

      • Jake: Let's go out. Seriously.
        Allison: That's it? That's your pitch?
        Jake: Yeah.
        Allison: Does that usually work for you?
        Jake: Nope.
        Allison: Well, you keep trying. Practice makes perfect.

      • Jake: Look, Nikki, I can see how dinner with you and your new-fiance-slash-divorce-lawyer who happened to rob me blind in our settlement would be fun for you, but me... not so much.

      • J.J.: Look, I banged a lot of chicks. Do you want a list of them all? I'll get right onto that... as a matter of fact, ask Tyler; he probably keeps track, his nose is so far up my ass.

      • (after Jake and Mal have found Rhonda Stride's body in a freezer)
        Leslie: You're in big trouble here.
        Jake: What do you think happened? I killed her, I froze her, found her, then I called you? Look, I'm aware I come up with a lot of excuses to see you...
        Leslie: You just stumbled upon Rhonda Stride's body?
        Mal: There's no external wounds, I think she had terminal cancer.
        Leslie: You examined her?
        Jake: Well, you know, just a quick scan, nothing extensive, you know... moved a few tv dinners around.

      • Allison: So, you take me to a dinner where your ex-wife is trying to set you up with another woman.
        Jake: Sorry about that.
        Allison: It's a hell of a first date.
        Jake: I'm a classy guy, what can I say?

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