Tinny: [Wally] took off with the winning ticket, didn't he?
Bernard: Yeah, I won the lottery, fair and square. So I trust my good friend, Wally, to cash it in for a cod, so I don't have to fork over half the cash to that cheating bag of make-up.
Des: Your wife was cheating on you?
Bernard: Apparently. With Wally! It's all right there on the phone bill. I don't know how I could have missed that one; they're like, the only two people I know.