Garrison: My books once shot to the top of the best seller list... stayed there so long, they had squatter's rights. But those days are over. No one seems to want the gritty, realistic, deep, human novels that are my stock-in-trade. My publisher wants me writing Q.L.C.F., can you believe it?
Garrison: Quaint location crime fiction. He suggested I try Newfoundland. The seafood seems passable, and you speak something like English, so I agreed.