Lou: Some teacher raped three of her students.
Tommy: Ah ... they say anything about chlamydia?
Mike: You mean the band?
Sean: It's not a band you asshole, it's a country.
Lou: It's a venereal disease, monkeys.
Tommy: What does it ... ah ... what does it do to you?
Lou: What all sexually transmitted diseases do. Makes you piss fire.
Tommy: Did they say that those kids ... had it ... from her?
Lou: There was no mention of chlamydia. I'm sorry to disappoint you.
Sean: Wait a second, she raped these kids?
Lou: She didn't rape anyone. You can't even call that rape. If she looked like Don Knotts in drag, that'd be one thing, but she was gorgeous. If she was handing out rapes, pick me, teacher, pick me.