Rescue Me

Season 1 Episode 8

Inches

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Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Sep 08, 2004 on FX
9.1
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Tommy attempts to handle the insanity of his father while defending Colleen's new lifestyle to Janet. At the firehouse, Sean and Mike the Probie unknowingly launch a full blown wager among the crew.

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  • Another superb episode of Rescue Me. (Spoiler)

    9.0
    This episode of Rescue Me was superb, and pivotal. The team lost one of their men; Billy. I think it was a good way to show that this series is not afraid of killing off main characters. The contest the crew was having was also interesting, but at the same time a bit weird. I'm surprised that Tommy and Sheila have already started a relationship together, even though Tommy was having second thoughts about it. I'm looking forward to seeing where that goes. I'm definitely looking forward to the next episode, and overall I give this episode, Inches, a 9 out of 10.moreless
  • the guys have a contest and they loses another member from there crew

    10
    this is a very funny episode that i couldnt stop laughing at. and also has a sad ending when one of there own is killed in a fire. at the start the boys all deciced to have a compation in seeing who has the largest johnsen( penis they all measure it. shawn is on the toilet making noises when the chief comes pass hearing something and ask what are you doing. one of the boy has a ring trapped on it and has to get one of the boys to cut it off. and tommy gets a new dog. which is so funny cos tommy is pouring his drink when all of a sudden he falls down to see this little dog that has left poo every where. later that day they resopond to a fire when one of the guys falls threw a floor and is killed. its very sad as they men pulled the brother from the fire.moreless
  • Professional & personal troubles for Tommy!

    8.2
    Tommy is having a field day with problems at home

    As well as problems at the fire hall to being

    The hour of the show! Colleen his daughter is trying to

    Have a new lifestyle which doesn't sit very well with Janet, his ex wife and now him!

    Meanwhile Sean and Mike the new guy, blow a huge bet!

    Off the wall funny!
Aria Pullman

Aria Pullman

China

Guest Star

Jessica Blank

Jessica Blank

Gloria

Guest Star

Larisa Polonsky

Larisa Polonsky

Gina

Guest Star

Callie Thorne

Callie Thorne

Sheila

Recurring Role

Lenny Clarke

Lenny Clarke

Uncle Teddy

Recurring Role

Paula Devicq

Paula Devicq

Sondra

Recurring Role

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    • Chief: What're you guys talking about?
      Sean: Nothing.
      Lou: Eight and a smidgen of what?
      Mike: Well, last night I was watchin' TV and there was nothin' on really so I---
      Sean: Cut to the chase.
      Mike: And I got a hard-on and I was lookin' at it and I was thinkin' about jerkin' off and--
      Sean: Would you cut to the chase?
      Mike: Well, there was a ruler on the table and I kinda --
      Sean: He measured his cock.
      Chief: You measured your cock?
      Lou: And it was eight inches?
      Mike: Well, mine was seven and a half... almost. His was eight.
      Sean: Well, eight and a titch.

    • (After Mike and Sean measured their dicks)
      Franco: I was readin' FHM yesterday and they said that the average cock is like six inches long.
      Mike: Yeah we're huge! (slaps Sean's hand)
      Sean: Huge.
      Chief: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Before you two ponies start swingin' your johnson's around, answer one question for me. Did you measure from the top or bottom?
      Tommy: Ooh. A little fly in the ointment.
      Chief: Did you go from the under carriage, from the ball-sac to the tip?
      (Mike and Sean exchange looks)
      Sean: Yeah. Yeah, we did.
      Chief: Well then you might as well have been measuring from the base of your spine because everybody gets at least an inch going the other way. You gotta go from the pubic bone to the tip.
      Mike: Ah, no way, that means I'm only like 6 1/2.
      Chief: Almost.
      Mike: Shit.
      Sean: I don't know if you're right about that, Chief.
      Chief: Been there, done this, boys. I got twenty that starts the "biggest dick in the crew" contest. Who wants in?
      Mike: You gonna measure yours?
      Chief: I haven't seen my feet in ten years let alone my dick.
      Tommy: Chief, I got a question.
      Chief: And I think I know what that question is Firefighter Gavin.
      Tommy: Really?
      Chief: Girth?
      Tommy: Ha. Exactly.
      Sean: Wait. What? Girth.
      Tommy: Circumfernce, asshole.
      Lou: That's gonna be a completely different story. I'm gonna double the wager.

    • Chief (to Mike and Sean, after they measured their dicks, and no one else in the crew has): You two are severely retarded.

    • Tommy: Who wants a dog?
      Sean: Like a pet dog?
      Tommy: No, a hot dog.

    • Uncle Teddy (to the monkey): You flithy little son of a bitch. You keep screamin' and I'll stick a banana right up your ass.

    • Sean: Well, you know uh, Chief. I really don't think this whole measuring from the top thing is really right, I mean who invented that? I mean you lose and inch, it's not really fair.
      Chief: From the pubic bone to the tip. 'Cause that's all that enters the vagina. From the pubic bone, out to the tip. Done. (Sean makes a weird face) What?
      Sean: Nothing. I-- just that I would never hear you say the word "vagina."
      Chief: Vagina.
      Sean: Stop.
      Chief: Va-gina.
      Sean: Come on, Chief. Stop.

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