Rescue Me

Season 3 Episode 10

Retards

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Aug 08, 2006 on FX

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    • Tommy: So, what're you? You a Muslim?
      Taxi Driver: Yeah.
      Tommy: So what, you believe that you die and you go to heaven and you get what? Seventy...seven virgins?
      Taxi Driver: Seventy-two.
      Tommy: Seventy-two, right. I mean...what's the point of that? If you think about it...I mean, virgins? When you go to heaven, I mean wouldn't you rather have whores?
      Taxi Driver: You think that there are whores in heaven? There are no whores in heaven.
      Tommy: I mean, I would prefer that if I went to heaven I would get seventy-seven---
      Taxi Driver: Seventy-two.
      Tommy: Okay. Seventy-two...whores. Chicks that know something, chicks that know how to blow 'ya---chicks that know tricks.
      Taxi Driver: Lemme ask you somethin'--
      Tommy: What? What?
      Taxi Driver: What are you...religion wise.
      Tommy: I'm nothing. I'm a lapsed Catholic.
      Taxi Driver: Well, my friend, you're going to heaven, okay?
      Tommy: I'd rather go to hell with seventy-seven---
      Taxi Driver: Seventy-two. Seventy-two!
      Tommy: Okay, two-thousand whores! (Taxi Driver keeps trying to talk) Three thousand whores and Babe Ruth and John Lennon and Elvis Presley, take me to hell. Jesus.