Mike: I still feel so bad. Her cheating on you... with me... that bitch.
Kenny: Well, you know, it's not the first time she cheated on anyone.
Mike: So, she's done it before?
Kenny: She was a nun when I met her so technically, you know, she was married to Jesus.
Mike: I guess that makes you the other man. (laughs) That's a mighty impressive takeaway on your part.
Kenny: Yeah, well, I'm real proud about that. Even if it means I'm takin' the express train to hell.
Mike: But look, it was worth it, right?
Kenny: No, not really. ... You know, I mean, you're family, Mike. That's what's important, you know, family, that... that unbreakable bond. And I'm willing to forgive and forget.
Mike: Bros before hoes, right?
Kenny: Bros before hoes.
Mike: Now, let's get shitfaced and make it offical.