Sean: So, listen, bro. I got kind of a confession to make. I know why you're gay.
Mike: I'm not gay, dude.
Sean: Yes, you are, come on. And here's why: your parents are gay.
Sean: Your parents were gay, Mike. They're homos, come on.
Mike: How do you know about that?
Sean: That's the other part of the confession I was just getting to. You know the fire the other day at your mom's, that burn the whole house down? I broke in that night and I rooted around in the closets and I found all the pictures.
Mike: Well, nevermind the pictures, are you sayin' that you burned my mom's house down?
Sean: I'm sorry, dude. I'm really sorry. You can hit me if you want. (Mike slaps him, and the Sean slaps Mike right back)
Mike: Ow. Asshole. You said I could hit you.
Sean: I'm sorry, it was a reflex. Jesus. I feel terrible about your mom's house, I really do. It was an accident, Mike. I swear to God.
Mike: So, that's why the guys are callin' you 'Zippo'.
Sean: Yeah. So, how pissed are you?
Mike: I don't know... About the slap?
Sean: No, about the fire, asshole.
Mike: Oh, uh... I--I I'm not really that pissed I guess, you know? I mean, to be honest, I... that place was kinda like... it had a lot of bad memories, you know? And-- And I'm kinda happy to be rid of it, I guess.
Mike: Yeah. ... You know what, you're wrong about a few things. I'm not gay, and havin' gay parents, doesn't make you gay.
Sean: Well, it's gotta increase the chances a little bit, don't 'ya think?
Mike: I don't know. Maybe. Bro, can you just do me a favor?
Sean: Of course, dude, anything. You name it.
Sean: I promise.
Mike: Can you not tell the guys about my parents?
Sean: Okay, okay. I.. I wouldn't. I would never... I mean, I kinda already did.
Mike: You dick! (Sean slaps him) Ow! What are you doing?
Sean: Sorry. I was anticipating, I can't believe I... are you alright? (puts his hand on Mike's shoulder)
Mike: Don't touch me, asshole.