And when you thought Sheila was dead and Tommy was only seeing her. Well, that is wrong and answered my question about it, because when they were at the deposition Tommy and the Lawyer saw him and the firefighter kissing and stuff.
The hunt for Coleen is on and now that they have found him, I cant wait to see what Tommy does. Nice. For the humor part about the Spank-Bank, when Tommy's brother in law, has Janet in his Spank-Bank, that was crazy and funny to no end. As far as Janet is concerend, I think she needs to get a tighter grip on Coleen even though she is 18. Got to keep Tommy from killing everyone in NYC.moreless
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Tommy is embarrassed about the beach-house fire investigation; Teddy is released from prison; Mike gets unthinkable request from his mother.
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ADD QUOTES- Tommy: You're datin' the guy who saved your life? Sheila: Yeah, he's cute, he's sweet, he's strong... Tommy: He's 12. You know what? Such a cliche. Edit
- Sean: Hey guys, can I ask you somethin'? Kenny: Oh, here we go. Sean: What? What do you mean 'here we go'? Kenny: Well, everytime you say 'Hey guys, can I ask you somethin', we're either gonna end up in some ridiculous, dead end incrediably moronic conversation or you're gonna say somethin' so stupid that we're gonna spend the night unable to sleep because we're gonna end up thinking back to what you said and laughing our tired asses off. Not like it's gonna stop you. (hands out plates of food) My grandma's lemon chicken, you dumb Irish minks, so eat slow. Proceed, Sean. Sean: Wow. Okay, you know how uh, porn has come out on DVD so it's like really cheap and available? And you go onto the internet and it's right there and kinda pop-upable in your face. ... Well, here's-- here's my question: Do you guys, do you still use the you know, the good 'ol spank bank? Kenny: Finally. A perfect fit for some fine dinner conversation. Congratulations, Garrity. Needles: I'll play. My wife's a snoop and I don't use a computer. I hate my wife and I have a lot of romantic regrets so, my spank bank's open every goddamn day. Who do you got, T? Tommy: Ellen Degeneres. (they all look at him) What? Have you guys seen her dance? Kenny: Okay, you know what? It's offical now, you definatly need some sleep. Frank? Franco: Um, yeah I usually keep a rotating stable of about a dozen in my bank. Celebrities, chicks I've saved in fires, chick's I meet at my actually bank, that's my bank spank bank, uh, but ever since I met Natalie she's the only one in there. I might be in love. Needles: Love in the spank bank. Is that aloud? Kenny: Well, in Franco's case we'll make an exception. Needles: Who do you got, Lou? Kenny: Well, you're assuming that I get to jerk off, but in my case, seeing how I'm dating a sex-crazed ex-nun, it's not the case. I make a move for my joint and 9 times out of 10 she's already sattled up and ready for the ride. Needles: Alright, when you were jerking off. Kenny: An eclectic mix. Jessica Lang, Jessica Beil. Sean: Jesus, Lou, she's old enough to be your daughter. Kenny: Yeah, bingo. Sally Field. Needle: Oh, that would get you? Kenny: Ah, a flying nun. And that would explain my current situation. Edit
- Sean: Well, at this stage of the game my wife's got a bigger bank than I do. Tommy: I'm eating. Sean: Let me think though, Scarlett Johanason. Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Gardner. Uh, Barbra Hersh, this chick I went to high school with, uh... Brittney Klein, another chick I went to high school with. Karen Palonowski, whoo she was on the swim team. Janet... Uh lemme see... Franco: Janet who? Sean: What? Franco: Janet who? Sean: Janet... Janet... Janakowski. She was uh, on the debate team, she was uh... she was so hot, she could really debate. Kenny: Shit. Gimme the knives. (grabs all the knives from the table) Sean: What's happening? I don't understand. Shit where was I...? Tommy: I think you were talking about my wife. Sean: No, no, god no, I was not talking about... your wife? Tommy: Yes, yes, you were. You're jerkin' off to my wife. Sean: No. Oh my God, I don't know where you got that from, I did not say that! I would never... Tommy: Yes, yes you did. That's what you said. Yes you did. You did, you did! Sean: Okay, I did. But let me explain. It was the pinic a few years ago, okay? You remember she showed up with the white blouse on and it was kind of see though and we had a water ballon fight, I mean come on! Tommy: The water ballon fight?! Sean: Come on you guys remember the water ballon fight, right? Come on guys, help me out. (they are silent) Tommy: You're jerking off to my wife? Sean: I would never jerk off to Janet. Come on! Tommy: Ah-ah-ah! Don't use her name and jerk off in the same sentence. Sean: Okay, okay, just let me explain. It's very innocent. In my mind, sh-she just kind of wanders, and-- Tommy: She wanders in where? Sean: She wanders into my mind and she comes in wearing the same white blouse and it's see through and went and clingy and-- and she tries to seduce me. Tommy: What? Sean: Yeah, she tries to seduce me and unblouse herself, from the clingy wet-- Tommy: Unblouse herself? Clingy?! Sean: But here's the thing, I- I don't do it. I run. I run away. I run into the arms of Jan-- Janet-fer Aniston. Tommy: He's married to my sister and he's jerkin' off to my wife. I mean, it's just a matter of time before my 18 year old daughter... (Sean tries to drink out of a glass, but his hand is shaking so much he can't) Edit
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ADD ALLUSIONS- Tommy: I remember breaking the news to you, I remember you getting pissed off, and I remember watch the meerkats. Sheila: You were more interested in the meerkats than you were my feelings. Meerkat Manor is a British television program produced by Oxford Scientific Films for Animal Planet International. Blending more traditional animal documentary style footage with dramatic narration, the series tells the story of the Whiskers, one of over a dozen families of meerkats in the Kalahari Desert being studied as part of the Kalahari Meerkat Project, a long-term field study into the ecological causes and evolutionary consequences of the cooperative nature of meerkats. Edit
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