Sheila: You were sober when you first came over, do you remember that?
Tommy: I remember breaking the news to you, I remember you getting pissed off, and I remember watch the meerkats.
Sheila: You were more interested in the meerkats than you were my feelings.
Tommy: That is such a bunch of bullshit.
Sheila: Any who! We watched the meercats for like 45 minutes or something and then I realized that apperentally this entire time you were making drink after drink for yourself. Actually, you weren't even making drinks, you were just pouring these huge glasses of vodka for yourself. I thought that you were drinking water. And then the next thing that I know, is that you were all over me and it was getting really hot and then--
Sheila: You couldn't get it up. I tried everything, I did. And the more I tried the madder you got and then you flipped out and then you picked up this vase or something and you hit this glass lantern, antiquey thing that I bought. So, I went upstairs to get the fire extingusher and then I heard this huge explosion and you came running up the stairs to get me and then I saw you fall backwards down the stairs.
Tommy: So... You're tellin' me that you tried everything? (Sheila glares at him) Even that tongue thing that you sometimes do?
Sheila: I tried it, twice.