Rescue Me

Season 4 Episode 2


Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Jun 20, 2007 on FX



  • Quotes

    • Sean: Hey guys, can I ask you somethin'?
      Kenny: Oh, here we go.
      Sean: What? What do you mean 'here we go'?
      Kenny: Well, everytime you say 'Hey guys, can I ask you somethin', we're either gonna end up in some ridiculous, dead end incrediably moronic conversation or you're gonna say somethin' so stupid that we're gonna spend the night unable to sleep because we're gonna end up thinking back to what you said and laughing our tired asses off. Not like it's gonna stop you. (hands out plates of food) My grandma's lemon chicken, you dumb Irish minks, so eat slow. Proceed, Sean.
      Sean: Wow. Okay, you know how uh, porn has come out on DVD so it's like really cheap and available? And you go onto the internet and it's right there and kinda pop-upable in your face. ... Well, here's-- here's my question: Do you guys, do you still use the you know, the good 'ol spank bank?
      Kenny: Finally. A perfect fit for some fine dinner conversation. Congratulations, Garrity.
      Needles: I'll play. My wife's a snoop and I don't use a computer. I hate my wife and I have a lot of romantic regrets so, my spank bank's open every goddamn day. Who do you got, T?
      Tommy: Ellen Degeneres. (they all look at him) What? Have you guys seen her dance?
      Kenny: Okay, you know what? It's offical now, you definatly need some sleep. Frank?
      Franco: Um, yeah I usually keep a rotating stable of about a dozen in my bank. Celebrities, chicks I've saved in fires, chick's I meet at my actually bank, that's my bank spank bank, uh, but ever since I met Natalie she's the only one in there. I might be in love.
      Needles: Love in the spank bank. Is that aloud?
      Kenny: Well, in Franco's case we'll make an exception.
      Needles: Who do you got, Lou?
      Kenny: Well, you're assuming that I get to jerk off, but in my case, seeing how I'm dating a sex-crazed ex-nun, it's not the case. I make a move for my joint and 9 times out of 10 she's already sattled up and ready for the ride.
      Needles: Alright, when you were jerking off.
      Kenny: An eclectic mix. Jessica Lang, Jessica Beil.
      Sean: Jesus, Lou, she's old enough to be your daughter.
      Kenny: Yeah, bingo. Sally Field.
      Needle: Oh, that would get you?
      Kenny: Ah, a flying nun. And that would explain my current situation.