Rescue Me

Season 3 Episode 11


Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Aug 15, 2006 on FX



  • Quotes

    • Lou: She's a nun until the end of the month, okay? She's leaving the order, they know all about it. She's trying to spend a few days, every week, out of the convent trying to adjust.
      Tommy (gritting his teeth): Time to adjust what, her vagina?
      Lou: She's living under their roof for a couple more weeks, she has to abide by their rules...This could be really big for me Tommy.
      Tommy: Oh, I'm sure--sure it is. A nun, what's bigger than a nun? A saint?
      Lou: You know, I've got a chance here. She's only been with two guys, one was some clown back in high school and the other was, you know, (mutters) Jesus.
      Tommy: Yeah, Jesus, our lord and savior who died for our sins, that Jesus, right?
      Lou: Yeah but word on the street is that I was created in his image, you know. There are those people that say, that I too move in mysterious ways.
      Tommy: Uh huh. And technically she's still married to him so that means she's cheating on the son of God with you!
      Lou: I got 100 pounds on the guy, and look no holes in my hands. Bring it on Jesus!
      Tommy: Okay, you just crossed the second boundary, I--I need to lay down. (clutching his chest) What is that smell? It is either the kitchen or I think you might have actually burned a hole in my soul...oh yeah that is it, uh, oh yeah...right through the middle of the soul.