Rescue Me

Season 3 Episode 11


Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Aug 15, 2006 on FX



  • Quotes

    • Tommy: Tell me that she is not a nun. Tell me that, she was wearing a nun costume like her French maid costume was at the dry cleaners or somethin', right?
      Lou (sighs): Okay. Confusion is to be expected with this conversation. What the mind sees is sometimes not which is real but the reality that is brought to it.
      Tommy: Really?
      Lou: I'm brushing up on Buddhism. The Buddhist approach to things. Ask yourself this Tommy: If a tree falls in the forest... (Lou opens up a book. Tommy takes Lou's book and throws it out the window, Lou just keeps talking)...and there's no one there to see it or hear it, would you still be such an asshole? Actually, you might've done me a favor there by discarding one of my possessions. That's part of the path to enlightenment.
      Tommy: Okay, my foot is about to take the enlighten path up your ass. Is she a nun or is she not a nun?
      Lou (pauses): She's a semi-nun.
      Tommy: She's a semi-nun, what does that mean? She's in the Nun National Guard, huh? What, She's the bride of Christ one weekend a month? What the hell's that mean?!
      Lou: Why don't you sit down and calm yourself and I'll make us some green tea. And we will talk.
      Tommy: I'm not sitting with you and doing anything, okay? You have crossed a boundary my friend.
      Lou: You have boundaries?
      Tommy: I have one boundary Lou. One boundary and one boundary only, and that is no sex with nuns in the place where I live.