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  • My Best Friend's Wedding

    Full Episode

    S 2 : Ep 10 - 8/28/12

    In the finale, Amy faces a difficult decision after learning that Jared is only marrying her to get a green card, and then finding out how much she means to Brandon.

  • The Proposal

    Full Episode

    S 2 : Ep 9 - 8/21/12

    Jared proposes to Amy which crushes Brandon, but also Brandon is also suspicious of Jared's intentions to get married in two weeks, a hunch that David finds to be correct.

  • Knocked Up

    Full Episode

    S 2 : Ep 8 - 8/14/12

    Amy breaks up with Jared and thinks she might be pregnant, but her family isn't waiting for confirmation before getting excited about a new addition to the family.

  • The Break-Up

    Full Episode

    S 2 : Ep 7 - 8/7/12

    Brandon's kiss surprises Amy, which makes Amy rethink her relationship with Jared. This gets Amy's entire family get involved. Also David and Jenn cannot come to an agreement on some ground rules for their relationship.

  • The Apartment

    Full Episode

    S 2 : Ep 6 - 7/31/12

    David is suspicious of Elaine's behavior and finds out she hasn't released her old apartment. David also makes Amy help uncover other secrets their mother might be hiding.

  • My Dinner with Alan

    Full Episode

    S 2 : Ep 5 - 7/24/12

    Amy wishes her father and Jared become friends. Alan ends up treating Jared like a son and David isn't too happy about it.

  • The Grifters

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    S 2 : Ep 4 - 7/17/12

    Alan and Elaine are skeptical of Jenn, the new girl David has started seeing, and David begins to believe them. Until she reveals the true reason for her behavior.

  • Poker Face

    Full Episode

    S 2 : Ep 3 - 7/10/12

    Alan and Elaine continue to fine tune their relationship. Brandon discovers David has been bluffing about his job and attempts to help him out. Elaine tags along with Alan to his weekly poker game.

  • The Dates

    Full Episode

    S 2 : Ep 2 - 7/3/12

    As David moves in with Amy, Elaine and Alan head to couples therapy. David soon realizes they might be more like their parents than they thought.

  • Up North

    Full Episode

    S 2 : Ep 1 - 6/26/12

    Alan wants to get Elaine back; When he tries he finds out that she has already men someone else; David and Amy are brought in by Alan to help get Elaine back.

  • Secrets And Lies

    Full Episode

    S 1 : Ep 10 - 3/23/11

    Alan and Elaine decide not to get each other gifts on their first wedding anniversary separated. David finally decides to tell Jessica that he slept with her mother, Susan.
  • Workin' Man

    Full Episode

    S 1 : Ep 8 - 3/9/11

    Alan is happy for his relationship with his son, but it's becoming clear that having "retired," David has next to no aspirations. His dad decides to take matters into his own hands. Thinking that David's problem is a matter of self-confidence, he arranges a number of job interviews for David. Things get worse as David fails one after another.

  • The Tell-Tale Cart

    Full Episode

    S 1 : Ep 7 - 3/2/11

    David begins to work on his romantic life and plans a date with Jessica. The plan is to use his mother's empty apartment. However, in the meantime, Alan hits Elaine with a golf cart and blames the whole fiasco on David. Now it looks as though David's evening plans may cave in while he tries to work peace between his parents.

  • Gate Gate

    Full Episode

    S 1 : Ep 7 - 2/2/11

    David has moved happily back into his parents' home, but all is not well in the suburban life. David's parents have aspirations of their own. They each decide to run for the one available seat on the neighborhood board, which pits mom against dad and brings an end to David's domestic peace.

  • The Matchmakers

    Full Episode

    S 1 : Ep 6 - 2/23/11

    In The Matchmakers, David begins to get back on his feet by taking on an unorthodox line of work. David becomes the community matchmaker, setting lonely singles up with available escorts. The business does well because people keep calling David in order to be set up with one particular escort: David's father.

  • Stuck in the Meddle

    Full Episode

    S 1 : Ep 5 - 2/16/11

    In the hopes of getting David back on his feet, Elaine decides to push him in the direction of a few young women. David is not at all interested in being set up on blind dates by his own mother. In order to get out of it, he tells a little lie that starts growing and quickly gets out of control.

  • Rocket Man

    Full Episode

    S 1 : Ep 4 - 2/9/11

    Elaine goes on with her dating life as she moves further away from her divorce. Her new boyfriend turns out to be an astronaut, and David is impressed with him. As a consequence, Alan becomes jealous of the new boyfriend, both because of Elaine's affection for him and because of the influence he wield's over Alan's son.

  • David's Room

    Full Episode

    S 1 : Ep 4 - 2/8/11

    Elaine and Alan battle for David's affections by buying him fancy gifts. Alan learns that he loves being alone.
  • Hit It and Quit It

    Full Episode

    S 1 : Ep 2 - 1/26/11

    Now that Elaine has left, Alan wants to find a relationship with no strings attached, but finds out that he might now be able to handle it. Meanwhile, Elaine comes back into town, and David must keep a secret from his father.moreless
  • Pilot

    Full Episode

    S 1 : Ep 1 - 1/19/11

    When a New York executive visits his parents in their retirement home, he decides to quit his job and move in; however, his decision prompts them to make a life-altering decision.