Rizzoli & Isles Season 3 Episode 11

Frankie Rizzoli: Tommy's a baby daddy.
Tommy Rizzoli: I-I told you what I did. I mean, I can't be a father to him. He almost got killed.
Angela Rizzoli: Oh, Tommy. He rolled off your chest. I dropped you once.
Jane Rizzoli: Oh, my god!
Frankie Rizzoli: Is that what happened to him?
Tommy Rizzoli: What's that supposed to mean?

Frankie Rizzoli: Jane, uh... Tommy wants us to meet at your apartment after work.
Jane Rizzoli: Frankie, we're in the middle of a homicide.
Frankie Rizzoli: Fine. Then don't blame me when you're investigating Tommy's homicide tomorrow.

Barry Frost: (referring to Korsak) You think it's weird for a guy not to recognize his ex-wife?
Jane Rizzoli: Not if he's had a head injury.
Barry Frost: That explains so many things.

Jane Rizzoli: (after Maura announced a code red) Come on. I'm asking you to list the possibilities. All right? That's not guessing.
Maura Isles: Jane, try to stay calm.
Jane Rizzoli: I am calm. It's my imagination that's hysterical. Is it Ebola or Leprosy or die-before-lunch syndrome?

Maura Isles: Cuckoo birds are brood parasites.
Jane Rizzoli: You desperately need some sleep.
Maura Isles: I'm thinking of creative child-rearing solutions.
Jane Rizzoli: Okay, what do cuckoo birds do?
Maura Isles: They lay their eggs in a host bird's nest, and then they let that bird raise the babies. However, they first destroy the host bird's eggs.
Jane Rizzoli: So, all we'll need to do is sneak into some nice family's home, drop off T.J., and get rid of the other kids.
Maura Isles: Maybe elephants are better examples.