Jane Rizzoli: (about Jorge) He's so nice. God!
Maura Isles: Maybe that's what you need. You need somebody... loving and supportive.
Jane Rizzoli: Like a hamster.
John J. Murray: Satan is using homosexuals to destroy the kingdom of God.
Jane Rizzoli: (sarcastically, to Frost) Be on the lookout for a man in a red cape with a tail and pointy ears.
John J. Murray: I will pray for you.
Jane Rizzoli: No, thank you. I'll do it myself.
Jane Rizzoli: What about DNA substance from the sexual assault?
Maura Isles: No semen, but I did collect some deerskin fibers.
Jane Rizzoli: So we're looking for Bambi.
Jane Rizzoli: (about Jorge) Maybe if I get fat, he'll stop calling.
Maura Isles: I just think if you allow him to see all sides of you, then he'll stop calling. (realising what she just said) You know what, I just heard what that sounded like, and that is... what I meant to say was that... human beings have good and bad traits, you know, and you have, you know... some characteristics that are a little... not as, um... (looking at Jorge's present for Jane) Wow, fudge clusters.
Jane Rizzoli: I thought you said you couldn't lie.
Maura Isles: What do you mean? I can't.
Jane Rizzoli: You did.
Maura Isles: Only one time, when I said I had finished my homework and I hadn't, and I immediately went vasovagal. Fainted.
Jane Rizzoli: Jorge's in "medicine"?
Maura Isles: Technically, yes, he is.
Jane Rizzoli: What's his specialty? Lactation?
Original International Airdates:
Turkey - March 22, 2011 on CNBC-e
United Kingdom - October 18, 2011 on Alibi
Germany - April 18, 2012 on Vox
Czech Republic - October 11, 2012 on Prima family
Finland - November 26, 2012 on MTV3