* "i wouldn't say i'm crazy, but the therapist who saw me ended up needing a therapist."
* i've heard of parents playing favorites, but this is ridiculous.
* berries, no. Crunch Berries, now i'm listening to whatever wackiness you're spewing.
* "okay, so we eat the babies...hey, a fairy's gotta eat, y'know?"
* "honey, you like movies, right? how about we rent The Hunger Games, wink wink."
"i still like movies."
"it's a date."
"it's a date?!"
* you wonder if the dad hadn't given her the baring-of-the-soul pep talk before, she just might well have gone through with it.