Rob: Can we please get Big Bob out of here before he kills himself?
Drama: This is like a weird dream!
Big Black: Being a big dude is like being a pickup truck. Everybody wants to use him when it's time to move something.
Rob: I'm not trying to use you. I just got new couches. I'm asking you to help move the old ones.
Rob: Big Bob up in here! Big Bob!
Big Black: Mine doesn't hang way down there though. I can still see my wiener.
Rob: Do your arms rest on your man-boobs?
Big Black Yeah, they just rest on that meat on the side.
Rob: They just kinda hang.
Big Black: You're going to see that life is totally different when you're big and husky.
Rob: I can't wait to be big and husky 'cause I have a feeling it's going to be alot of fun.
Big Black: You'll see how it is to be a big man in a small world.
Rob: The only way I'll get into a fat suit is if it's done the real, right way.
Big Black: You know what? I'll take care of it. I've got alot of big people in the industry that can make you big.
Rob: I'm never going to know what that's like.
Big Black: You know what? You probably could find out what it's like. Fat suit!
Rob: What? Like Tyra Banks style?
Big Black: Check this toilet out. Your boy ain't got no room!
Rob: You've got plenty of room!
Big Black: There's no leg room in there. What if your boy is trying to wipe right now?
Big Black: Your boy has to turn, duck, and roll to get out of the couch!
Big Black: These chairs right here, not massive ass certified.
Big Black: If your boy's coming in hot with some ass power, look at this. That's half a cheek right there. Half a cheek!
Big Black: Being a big dude, you have alot of obstacles.
Rob: Being a little guy, I only look at all the advantages that you get from being big.
Big Black: They need more things around the world that deal with big people and big people only.
Rob: Nobody needs this much donut.
Big Black: A big person might need this much donut!
Big Black: What's up big Otis? I've got a homeboy named Otis.
Rob: Look at that guy.
Big Black: That is a good sized hippo right there. Look, he's got bacon grease all over his face.
Rob: You know what? He looks like a big piece of bacon.