Rob: Hobbies are fun, man. It's like having something else to do in life.
Big Black: Check this ladies. I'm trying to find Rob Diesel a good girl. If you're rocking a g-string in your photos, don't bother. We're looking for some good, wholesome clean, not dirty. I need you to explain to me how you're going to save Rob from the dirty life he has to the clean life of love.
Big Black: That's a good girl. She is in a football position right there.
Rob: That's a dirty girl position.
Big Black: Dude, no it is not!
Rob: If you've got tattoos over ur vagina, ur dirty.
Big Black: There's some good girls on the Space right now.