Big Black: I feel like my car's been super-sized.
Drama: I'm helping YOU right now!
Rob: Dude, you're not helping me, this is what you do!
Drama: Generate power? I don't know any assistants that generate power!
Rob: You should feel lucky that you work for someone that, A: cares about the environment, B: is willing to give you an opportunity to give back by giving energy to California, which is already in an energy crisis!
Big Black: You're helping out society right now.
Rob: Was that not so inappropriate?
Big Black: I just didn't know what to say!
Rob: I can not imagine I could feel so awkward planning a party for my dog. We got a robot with a boner!
Rob: What do you get your dog for a super sweet fourteen? We'll get him, like, a crazy, like, his own section of the house. Like a Meaty Zone.
Big Black: Give him something he can dry hump a little bit. A little blow up bulldog.
Rob: Just to hook him up, I might make him a birthday cake out of horse doo-doo, because that seems to be his favorite.
Rob: Like Super Sweet Sixteen. You ever seen that show?
Big Black: I watch it.
Rob: I want to do that for the dog.
Big Black: Where I'm from a dog is lucky to get a steak for his birthday, man.