Rob: I'm a master craftsman. I could've faked Picasso's. She's gonna cry. She's going to weep like it's the first day she read this. She don't remember what it said. If she cries I could fake Picasso's!
Big Black: Okay, and if she says, "That's not what it says," what're you going to do then? Five bucks she finds out!
Big Black: Five bucks.
Rob: That's it?
Big Black: Small wager.
Rob: I get an extra five if she cries!