1. All Suited Up:
A guy in a quarantine suit pushes a doorbell.
2. Will It Hurt?
A kid asks the doctor is the shot will hurt. The doctor replies, "Only if God hates you."
3. Shooting Pizza Dough:
A pizza guy if tossing dough. Then an mob like guy pulls out a Tommy Gun and blows away the dough while it is in the air.
4. Pimp My Sister:
Basically Pimp My Ride, but instead of a guys car, it's his sister.
5. Hairy Lollipop:
A kid has a lollipop with a lot of hair on it.
6. We'll Be Dead Soon:
Two old guys sitting on a bench in a park. The one on the left says, "We'll be dead soon."
7. Corporal Punishment:
A kid writes "4+4=7" on the black board so the teacher smacks him over the head with a yard stick.
8. The Surreal Life:
The surreal life team journeys to the peak of Mt. Doom to destroy the One Ring.
9. Christ's Practical Joke:
An old couple are praying in front of a large crucifix. Jesus wakes up and says, "Boo!". He laughs then "dies".
10. Ape vs. Kangaroo:
A kangaroo boxes a monkey into a tree.
11. Easter Bunny Rampage:
The Easter Bunny gets upset and throws eggs at kids.
12. Exhausted Budget Theater:
Cheerleaders made out of popsicle sticks prostitute to raise money so one of their friends can go to Dallas.
13. Alien vs. Predator:
Alien and Predator playing a friendly game of Chess.
14. Falling on the Moon:
Neil Armstrong slipped off the LEM's ladder.
15. Good Catch:
A dog jumps off a cliff trying to catch a Frisbee. Good news it that he caught it.
16. Sci-Fi Convention War:
What happens when Trekkies meet with Star Wars fans?