1. Happy Birthday, Billy:
A skydiving clowns parachute malfunctions.
2. My Bad:
A jungle native impales one of his buddies with a spear.
A guy says, "fagabeefe".
4. Hollywood Spotlight:
A revealing biography of the Incredible Hulk.
5. Who's Nuts Now?:
A squirrel with a sniper rifle.
6. Sabrina the Teenage Bitch:
In her new spin-off Sabrina is a condescending bitch.
7. Pinocchio's Firewood:
In order to keep warm, Pinocchio lies so that his nose grows and uses it as firewood.
8. Chappaqua Follies:
Bill Clinton hides his interns in his closet.
9. Wheelchair Ride:
An old guy in a wheelchair goes down a hill and flies off a cliff.
A guy named Leon comes out of a closet, and everyone yells, "Leon!"
11. Sabrina the Teenage Bitch (Part 2):
Sabrina pretends to help her hungry cat get to his food, but then decides not to in order to be a bitch.
12. Domestic Bird Squabble:
A couple of Robins break up.
13. Eternia News Network:
Beast Man publicizes a sex tape between him and Teela.
14. Inept Garbage Collector:
A garbage man mistakes an occupied Port-O-John for a garbage can.
15. Sabrina the Teenage Bitch (Part 3):
Sabrina as a witch takes kids Halloween candy and throws it off of a bridge.
16. Where's Michael?:
Michael Jackson has yet another court appearance.