1. Straight from Hello Kitty's Mouth
When Badtz-Maru and Keroppi mysteriously lose Pandapple's ball, Hello Kitty arrives on the scene to solve the problem in a disgusting way.
2. This. Is. Decaf!
When King Leonidas finds that the coffee is decaf, he shows clear discontent.
3. A Modest Proposal
A boyfriend proposes to his girlfriend on the top of a roller coaster. Unfortunately, the girl isn't quite ready.
4. Cut Me, Mick
When a battered and bruised Rocky Balboa asks his trainer, Mick, to cut him, Mick accidentally cuts out Rocky's eyeball. When Apollo Creed's glove becomes stuck in Rocky's eye socket, Balboa finds his opening and overcomes the odds. After the bout, Rocky has a hard time speaking, much less a hard time seeing. Adrian, his love, slips on Rocky's dislodged eyeball when trying to get to Rocky.
5. This. Isn't. Funny!
King Leonidas is upset with a tv sitcom.
6. Thelma & Louise: After the Fadeout
This sketch portrays what might have happened to Thelma & Louise after they drove off the cliff. They contemplate their alternatives and look forward to going to jail, but the wildlife around them have a different idea.
7. This. Is. Martha!
King Leonidas introduces his date, Martha.
8. Scientist Mad with Power!
A scientist, Leonard, announces that Pluto is no longer a planet. When his authority is questioned, Leonard makes claims of other things, such as 'North' no longer being a direction. When Leonard is caught in bed with another woman by his own wife, he claims that adultery is no longer a sin, as well as other claims. When Leonard proceeds to rob a bank, the police ultimately shoot him, and they found that he only had the power in theory.
9. Eat Lightnin' and Crap Thunder
Micky, the infamous trainer of Rocky Balboa, is a spokesman for the cereal named "Lightnin' Pops." He also suggests that the parents should get the thunder-proof toilet bowl lid, because the cereal is expected to make one crap thunder.
10. Crystar the Crystal Meth Warrior
When two guys are making Crystal Meth in their basement, an accident causes the arrival of Crystar, the Crystal Warrior. After Crystar makes his plead for help, the potheads laughingly agree to go along with Crystar to his home planet. Upon their arrival, the potheads break Crystar with a baseball bat and prepare to smoke him, as well as his home planet.
11. This. Is. Scrumptious!
King Leonidas is very pleased with the dinner he's having with an average family.
12. The Home Life of the Maytag Repairman
The Maytag Repairman and his wife argue about the repairman's lack of work, ultimately leading to the repairman smacking his wife. When his wife leaves him, the Maytag Repairman breaks down and ends up committing suicide.
13. A Modest Proposal, Part II
The same couple from the first sketch, where the man double-checks on the girl's refusal of the proposal.
When the "Really Rottens" are fed up of losing the Laff-A-Lympics, despite cheating they decide to take lethal action. First, Yogi Bear is attacked and poor Boo Boo gets killed when Dread Baron guns him down with an AK-47, Doggie Daddy is then killed by Mumbly and the rest of the Yogi Yahooies are gunned down off-screen. Quick Draw Mcgraw tries to save the day only for Dread Baron to kill him with an AK-47. Blue Falcon and Dynomutt discuss who should lead the Scooby Doobies. Scrappy (Even Though he wasn't in the Laff-A-Lympics) tries to help, but is rejected. Scooby, Shaggy, Captain Caveman and Hong Kong Phooey decide to Fight The Really Rottens. First, The Great Mondoo is gunned down by Snooper and Blabber (who weren't killed by the Really Rottens). Daisy Mayhem Tries to seduce Shaggy, but is shot in the chest and Capttain Caveman accidentally fires a Rocket Propelled Grenade from the wrong club blowing her to Bits. Scooby Dum is killed in the cross fire. Hong Kong Phooey watches the battle and Scooby is saddened by his unseen death. The last of the Really Rottens, Mumbly and Dread Baron are killed by Capttain Caveman via rocket-propelled Grenade. Scooby then ends the segment by eating Scooby Snacks and saying his catchphrase.