Teela (in the sauna with Evil-Lyn): So, that yellow skin... is that a... vitamin deficiency or...?
Evil-Lyn: Yeah. Unlike you, I'm all out of vitamin bitch!
Teela: Fine! Forget it, Anal-Lyn!
Evil-Lyn (on the treadmill): You care if I change the channel?
Woman: Really? Rachel Ray?
Evil-Lyn: Yeah, so what?
Woman: Your name is Evil-Lyn... I thought you'd watch something more... you know... eeeeeviillll....
Evil-Lyn: What do you think I watch when I'm on the treadmill? Faces of Death
Woman: Yeah... maybe.
Beast Man: Rachel Ray's husband pays chicks to spit on him... allegedly... (walks up to a shocked Evil-Lyn) you know... just a fun fact...