1. Bumper Cars.
Small skit showing a kid in a bumper car that doesn't work, and he is bumped in by the other kids.
2. Argonauts L-Z.
Jesus and the Argonauts fight a five-headed monster and everyone dies, except for Jesus, who resurrects. They move on to fight skeletons and all die and Jesus does his trick. Again, with new Argonauts, Jesus helps lepers, and the village is attacked by a giant crab who kills them all. Last fight: Jesus stands in front of a troll, but he's alone, since all the Argonauts are dead. The troll kills him many times, but he resurrects every time.
Very short skit of a guy in a parking lot looking for Deep Throat.
4. My Stalker.
Dolls, same type as Chucky, whose main purpose is to stalk the kids who they belong to. They are named "My Stalker," "My Ex-Girlfriend," and "My Friend I Once Experimented with at Summer Camp."
5. Orlando Bloomin' Onion.
After their plane crashes, a couple of guys fear they're going to starve. That is until Orlando Bloom shows up with his head covered with the bloomin' onion.
6. March of the Penguin.
Parody of the documentary "March of the Penguins" with the penguin being represented by the Batman rogue.
7. Who Wants Ice Cream?
Some kids are desperate to get ice cream, and they work to tip over the ice cream truck.
8. Noble Micronauts
The micronauts scale a mountain but are attacked by the evil Baron Karva. It turns out the mountain they're scaling is a woman's bust.
Playmobile cowboys take over a castle, wall street and get to the Playmobile Mansion, but there are only guys there and Hef's girlfriends!
10. Jesus Gets Beat Up
The troll is still trying to kill Jesus who keeps on resurrecting.
11. NORAD vs. Santa
The N.O.R.A.D. tracks Santa Clause, because he did not have his cargo checked. They shoot him down and the credits roll as kids are waiting for their presents, but they're not getting anything.